Hey heyyy it’s your girl Lana Del Rey!!! I know what you’re thinking; what is a wildly successful Grammy nominated singer doing in Stow, OH? Well, it’s my favorite place to vacation! Ever since rescuing my parents Rylie & Nicky from a life of boredom at 15 years old, I’ve been a keeper ever since.

When I’m not squeaking to the birds or chewing on my favorite plant, I like to sleep. A lot. I also am a longtime member of FADF, or Felines Against Diet Food, feel free to come by our rallies every Meownday (sushi dinner included).

And a huge shoutout to my siblings Nolani, Aurora, and Gwen! Y’all wish you were this gorgeous!! I love my fans!